Tow Mexicans

<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_quote"><br /><br /><div class="MsoNormal">Tow Mexicans, had accused each other of cheating, and both of them were getting angrier and angrier.<u></u><u></u></div><div class="MsoNormal">‘I’ll kill you!’ shouted Jose.            <u></u><u></u></div><div class="MsoNormal">Miguel laughed rudely and answered. “You could never kill me, but I could kill you !”<u></u><u></u></div><div class="MsoNormal">“Just try ! “ Jose shouted back. ‘We’ll fight a duel in the park at five o’clock tomorrow morning”<u></u><u></u></div><div class="MsoNormal">‘No,not in the park’. Miguel answered. ‘The police might see or hear us there. Let’s go out to a quiet place in the country’<u></u><u></u></div><div class="MsoNormal">‘All right’, said Jose, “I accept. Let’s go to San Antonio by the first train tomorrow morning. That’s where I usually fight my duels”<u></u><u></u></div><div class="MsoNormal">‘I do to’ , answered Miguel. <u></u><u></u></div><div class="MsoNormal">The next morning they went to the railway station together, and Jose bought a return ticket, but Miguel bought a single once.<u></u><u></u></div><div class="MsoNormal">“Ho, ho !” said Jose, ‘so you don’t except to return ?  I always get a return ticket”<u></u><u></u></div><div class="MsoNormal">‘I never do’, answered Miguel calmly.’ I always use my opponent’s other half.’<u></u><u></u></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfIPLzOtEY1iYOyd5AgA6eD4DbjOdp25NKeriP0UDJkTRGzhlNXw3NGijfhq4UXXxYCKeYGlqpIQiGM6BVRdLVDuzw5dWb9YpdezI4HgWO52JFg_HUTWSgMI0meLu_o1q8Y5Il45dIRNg/s1600/download+(1).jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="269" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfIPLzOtEY1iYOyd5AgA6eD4DbjOdp25NKeriP0UDJkTRGzhlNXw3NGijfhq4UXXxYCKeYGlqpIQiGM6BVRdLVDuzw5dWb9YpdezI4HgWO52JFg_HUTWSgMI0meLu_o1q8Y5Il45dIRNg/s1600/download+(1).jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><u></u></div></div></div>

Tow Mexicans

Tow Mexicans, had accused each other of cheating, and both of them were getting angrier and angrier. ‘I’ll kill you!’ shouted Jose.        ...

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are you talking to me?

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">a four-year-old boy was eating an apple in the back seat of the car, when he asked : "Daddy, why is my apple turning brown?"</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">"Because," his dad explained,"after you ate the skin off, the meat of the apple came into contact with air which caused it to oxidise, thus changing the molecular structure and turning it into a different color." there were a long silence. </span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: medium;">Then the Son asked softly: "Daddy, are you talking to me?" </span> </div>

are you talking to me?

a four-year-old boy was eating an apple in the back seat of the car, when he asked : "Daddy, why is my apple turning brown?" ...

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Divorced Barbie

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #202020; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 15px; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter 's birthday and he had not bought her a present. </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #202020; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 15px; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager : " how much is that the new Barbies in the window ?"</span><br style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #202020; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 15px; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><br style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #202020; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 15px; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #202020; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 15px; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">The manager replied, " which one ? We have , " Barbie goes to the gym" for $19.95, 'Barbie goes to the Ball for $19.95, 'Barbie goes shopping for $19.95', 'Barbies goes to the beach for $19.95', 'Barbie goes to the nightclub for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $375.00 ."</span><br style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #202020; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 15px; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><br style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #202020; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 15px; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #202020; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 15px; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">"Why is the Divorced Barbie  $375.00 when all the others are $19.95 ?" Dad ask surprised.</span><br style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #202020; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 15px; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><br style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #202020; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 15px; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #202020; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 15px; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">"Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken'boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat, and Ken's furniture. "</span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #202020; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 15px; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #202020; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 15px; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">????</span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #202020; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 15px; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #202020; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 15px; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"></span></span> </div>

Divorced Barbie

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter 's birthday and he had not bought her a present. He drove to th...

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A letter from a son at school to his father ...

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b><span style="color: #17365d; font-family: "Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 115%;">$chool i$ really great. I am making a lot$ of friend$ and $tudy hard. With all my $tuff,  I $impy can’t think of anything I need, $o if you like, you can ju$t </span></b><b><span style="color: #17365d; font-family: "Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 21px;">$</span></b><b><span style="color: #17365d; font-family: "Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 115%;">end me a card, a$ I would love hear from you.</span></b></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b><span style="color: #17365d; font-family: "Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 115%;">Love, Your  $on.<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b><span style="color: #17365d; font-family: "Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 115%;">A week later….the response from dad arrived : <o:p></o:p></span></b></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b><span style="color: #17365d; font-family: "Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 115%;"><br /></span></b></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b><span style="color: #17365d; font-family: "Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 115%;">Dear  Son,<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b><span style="color: #17365d; font-family: "Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 115%;">I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmic and oceaNOgraphy are  eNOugh to keep event an hoNOr student busy. Do Not forget that the persuit of knowledge is a Noble task and you can never study eNOugh.<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="color: #17365d; font-family: "Times New Roman",serif; font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Love, Dad. </span><o:p></o:p></span></b></div></div>

A letter from a son at school to his father ...

$chool i$ really great. I am making a lot$ of friend$ and $tudy hard. With all my $tuff,  I $impy can’t think of anything I need, $o if you ...

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